28 February 2007

It's all in the skinny-fits...

This is completely unrelated to the things we normally write about, but voyeuristically leafing through the tabloid problem pages this morning, we couldn't help laughing at the line

"The child is growing up to be stupid and shallow - just like her mother"

The child, by the way, is nine years old.

"I love my boyfriend but I wish his girl had never been born"

Awww! We can empathise with this cold, heartless cunt though; we feel like that about a lot of people's daughters.

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