What are The Neon Plastix thinking?

You may remember The Neon Plastix coming second in our 2006 Tracks Of The Year with their song ‘On Fire’. It is very good indeed. In fact, you could say that they really were “on fire” when they wrote it!

Ahem.

Another area where they are certainly “on fire” (at least you’re not paying for this) is putting photos on their MySpace. They seem to upload one every half hour or something.

Like this one, for example:

But what are The Neon Plastix thinking in that photograph?

It troubled us so much, we used a completely fictional x-ray mindgun to find out!

Top Left: “If I just smile politely and keep quiet maybe no one will realise that I look like Cain Dingle off Emmerdale.”

Top Right: “By adopting this pose and looking like I’ve lost a fight with a moving vehicle I am hoping to distract people’s attention away from my excellent jumper and back to my face.”

Bottom Right: “No one can know how many teeth I’ve got. It has to stay a secret. I must keep my mouth shut. I must keep my mouth shut. I must… OH FUCKING HELL.”

Bottom Left: “I am confused. I don’t know whether I’m a rabbit, or a horse. Some mornings I wake up feeling one way, then by tea time I feel totally different. Maybe I’m something else. People taking photos of me doesn’t help - how am I supposed to pose in them?!”

So that clears that up, then.

To see more pictures of The Neon Plastix (including one that is, quite frankly, terrifying) and to listen to their very good music, visit their MySpace.