16 May 2007

She's just one person

Amerie’s album is out this week, and despite the artwork…


…we would like to point out that she has not been cloned.

Obviously the world of pop would be a lot better if most singers of Amerie’s ‘ilk’ were culled and replaced by her, but since human cloning - like Beyoncé being good again - remains a distant dream, we will have to make do with just the one for now.

If Amerie did attempt to do the work of all the mediocre female popstars out there she would burn out with nervous exhaustion by lunchtime next Tuesday. Then she’d probably take two years off with a ‘stress related illness‘ or something, which we couldn’t have at all.

‘Because I Love It’ by Amerie (singular) is out now.

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