You know about The Real Heat, right?You know they’re The Sugababes you wouldn’t take home to meet your mum; Hadouken! fronted by Salt-N-Pepa (and Mixed Chillies), En Vogue mixed with pure evil.
You know they look and sound amazing, even if all of their photographs have been neon-filtered to oblivion (see picture) and the .gifs on their MySpace page are epilepsy-inducing.
You know that the Richard X-produced ’Come We Go’ sounds like Kelis might if she wasn’t so sexless; that ‘U Know’ sounds like having a pill-induced night(club)mare and that ‘Stand and Deliver’ sounds like being robbed by a sledgehammer-wielding Keisha Buchanan.
But…
DID.
YOU.
KNOW.
Shaki out of The Real Heat’s favourite takeaway? No you did not.
Take it away, Shaki!
“My favourite is Chinese special fried rice, Chicken Chow Mein, Bottle of Coke, Prawn Crackers and Chicken Balls or Jamaican Oxtail and Rice. Just thinking about it's making me hungry!”
Just thinking about it is making us feel full.
Revelations about The Real Heat less food-based than that can be found in a shoddy little interview located on this internet page right here.
With thanks to Northernights.co.uk.
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