20 November 2007

Like a Nintendo DS but without a screen or decent sound or Mario

We acquired one of these the other week:


If - and we are aware that this is a huge ‘if’ - you were not actually a child during the 1970s, you may not be aware that the clumsy-looking block of metal and plastic pictured above is in fact a Stylophone.

A Stylophone is a very basic musical instrument that can be used to make rudimentary tunes (roughly on a par with Razorlight) and also to destroy the minds of cats.

HOWEVER!

If you happen to be bonkers, torch-wearing 90s ‘rave heads’ Orbital, a Stylophone can also be used to make this ungodly racket:

Orbital - Style (EMPEETHREE)

That reminds us, we really should dust off Orbital’s ’Middle Of Nowhere’ album and give it another listen, it was fucking mental.

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