Who's the Mummy?

The good news is that Timbaland is going to have a baby.

The bad news is that no one knows when or who with.

Reports one ‘red top’ yesterday:

“Music producer Timbaland is going to be a dad. Timba, 36, who's worked with Justin Timberlake and Madonna, has got an employee pregnant. He's promised to be “involved in the child's upbringing” but isn't with the mum-to-be now.”

Aww, sweet. But wait! Counterclaims another tabloid:

“ Producer Timbaland is now a proud father. His fiancée, publicist Monique Idlett, recently gave birth to a baby girl.”

HANG ON A MINUTE.

So either he’s already got a child with someone he quite likes or he’s going to have a child with someone he once said ‘you know what, you could make it really big’ to. But we don’t know which. Maybe there are two Timbaland’s and two separate babies. Maybe that is what it is. Yes.