Unexpected Intro Of The Weekend

Courtesy of the football bit in The Sun’s ’Saturday Stonker’:

“He’s northern, he’s miserable and he keeps going on about foreigners. Yet suggestions that Steve Coppell is football’s Morrissey are wide of the mark, according to Reading skipper Graeme Murty.”

Amazing.

FYI the ‘skipper’ is the player in charge of the team’s on-field actions, refreshments and outfit selection. He is the only player legally permitted to score goals at both ends of the pitch.

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