"We want to see pecs, guys hung like bulls"

Don’t we all.

Many thanks to DJ and friend of the blog Mat Payne, who sent us this not-at-all-Babelfished translation of the lyrics to ‘Je Veux Te Voir’ by Yelle. We’re particularly fond of the line “you are naked under your apron”.

Cuizinier with your little sex surrounded by red curls
I can’t believe you can think that you are wanted
I can’t understand it even in the dark,
even if you keep your PJs tight
Even if you guard your bathrobe wich looks like an old T-shirt
Keep your shirt on, it’ll limit the dammage, asshole

I want to see you
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shaped like a potatoe or a fry
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear

Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck

You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro

Superstar for a night, your life’ll return to normal
No need for sunglasses to hide yourself, nobody recognises you anyway
Your green card is waiting for you
This is not lip service
I’ve managed to make you
One with my scanner
Entrance is free tonight
It’s the only way to make us come
Hey girls you're going out?
Yeah, we’re going to chippendales
We had not planned to spend the night with you jokers
We want to see pecs, guys hung like bulls

Your posters of Lil’ Jon cover those of Magic Johnson
You’re way to skinny to slam dunk

Cuiziner, it’s you who I want to see
Who I want to see tonight
Being ridiculed by a girl who raps better than you
My 10 fingers are not enough
not enough to count all of them in the room
All these girls with my hairdo who know what you’re worth naked

Spite-tastic.

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