POP GOSSIP: V Festival Special

We’ve been very busy working (‘drinking’) lately, so have missed out on some of the bigger ‘things’ from recent weeks.

Having thought long and hard about the best way in which to rectify this and fill the gaps, we’ve decided to just whack a load of hastily-written stuff up and hope nobody notices.

Starting…

… now…

… with POP GOSSIP from V Festival, which happened more recently than you think.

:: Nicola GA's hair is dyed an odd shade of orange and looks a bit uneven. It is fine from a distance but looks a bit odd up close.

:: Sarah Harding has a mouth on her like a sewer.

:: Amy Winehouse turned up late (SURPRISE) in a helicopter.

:: Dougie from Travis (a Scottish band from the 20th century, famous for having a male singer called Lisa and releasing that song about it pissing it down when you lie - Ed.) was very smiley and wearing a great coat.

:: Ditto Young Knives (a band from the year 2006, reasonably well-known for resembling Timmy Mallet dressed as a lecturer - Ed.) who looked very dapper indeed.

:: At V Festival, you are never more than 10ft away from a member of The Kooks. Eurgh.

:: The popstars this year looked mostly normal size.

:: The singer from the Hoosiers is not normal size but was very smiley.

So there you have it.