The seven best bits of Kanye West's Glow In The Dark live show

Kanye West, of number one human being fame, played in town on Monday. To call the show spectacular would be – and we really can’t be bothered thinking of a simile here – an understatement.

Here are the top seven bits of the gig:

:: The bit where a giant space monster with red eyes came on stage and ate Kanye West

:: The bit where Kanye West told a spaceship that he “just needed some pussy”

:: The bit where Kanye West played Stronger

:: The bit where Kanye West did this little ‘spinning-on-the-spot’ dance

:: The bit where Kanye West apologised for having ruined all other gigs for the rest of time by bringing the spectacular Glow In The Dark show to Manchester.

:: The bit where some giant balls with pictures of blow up dolls projected onto them descended from the ceiling towards Kanye West and he had a little natter with them

:: The bit where Kanye West played a 47-minute version of Love Lockdown to finish

We’ve got some photos of the gig, courtesy of our incredibly professional live snapper, that we’ll ‘whack up’ when we get a minute. We went to the show to review US sensation Santogold’s support slot. This is because we had a deep interest in checking out her live set and definitely not because we just wanted free tickets to go and see Kanye West. Have a look at the Santogold review.

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