23 April 2007

Cooking with Ash

TRACK OF THE WEEK
Ash - ‘You Can’t Have It All’


Not a lot of people know this but Ash are well into their cooking. Barely a day goes by without Tim Wheeler going into the kitchen to rustle up a new meal straight from the dark recesses of his imagination (his roast potatoes are known to be especially good).

Let’s take a look at the recipe for his latest culinary treat, shall we?

1) Take one Ash.
2) Remove the Charlotte.
3) Add as much Muse as you want (remember to remove the apocalyptic lyrics from the Muse BEFORE adding it, then replace them with ones people might understand).
4) Let everything bubble until The Beach Boys are almost at the surface, but not showing.
5) Allow time for it to become cool (it might grow somewhat during this step).
6) When it’s set, sprinkle on a couple of ridiculous time changes.

Et voila! One ‘You Can’t Have It All’, ready to serve.

Mmm.

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