29 October 2007

Katie Melua

If you were a sailboat, I would saild you off a waterfall. After setting you on fire. And fleeing in a helicopter.

GO AWAY.

1 comment:

DANNY MCFADDEN said...

I think this is a little unfair. Surely you wouldn't take to the skies in a chopper immediately and would have the decency to watch the innocuous dreary cow burn/plummet. Before, of course, heading home and uploading the triumphant footage to YouTube.