Subtle Realignment of Support

Because Rhydian, or whoever his main puppeteer is, has decided that he should now dish out seven shades of operatic shit instead of donning the sailor gear and wowing the crowd with not-at-all-gay renditions of Pet Shop Boys songs, we have decided to nail our colours to the mast of Same Difference for Saturday’s X Factor final.

We went down to the studios with a hammer and some cloth but were told, quite brusquely, that we weren’t going anywhere near everyone’s favourite brie boppers, let alone nailing things to them as a show of support. Oh well.

Anyway.

This ‘move’ will come as quite a shock to the countless people we have bored in the pub with endless monologues about the ’creepy and annoying’ siblings, but when faced with Paul Potts Mk. II, there is only one thing we can do. That’s why we are urging everyone to

VOTE SAME DIFFERENCE TO WIN X FACTOR

And remember, A vote AGAINST Same Difference is a vote FOR The Bullies!

As if that wasn’t enough to convince you, SD are rumoured to be performing ‘Breakin’ Free’ and ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ (aka the greatest Christmas song of all time) on Saturday’s show.

And - AND - ‘Any Dream Will Do’, with JASON FUCKING DONOVAN.

Get your phone out, it means nothing if you don’t ring up. Isn’t that right guys?


Yep.

Ps. Sarah! WE KNOW WHAT DIALLING A PHONE LOOKS LIKE. STOP IT. NOW.