Title For A 1992 Rave Album

As if hurried along by our recent plea, Hadouken! have got off their arses and announced details about their debut album. It’s out at the end of April and it’s called…

…‘Music For An Accelerated Culture’.

First impressions of which are a bit ‘FUCKING HELL NOT EVEN THE PRODIGY WOULD TITLE AN ALBUM THAT APPALLINGLY‘, but, y’know, it could be a grower.

In other news, the band have got a new song out soon. It’s called ‘Get Smashed Gate Crash’, a mournful, string-laced lament to the devastating effect global warming has on cows (the heat makes them run through gates, trees need to be cut down to make new gates, we all die etc). It signifies a deeper Hadouken! and is sure to win them new fans.

Not really. It is a song about getting wasted and having sex. Again.

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