01 July 2008

FYI

Jay Z at Glastonbury in 14 (capitalised) words.

:: Jay Z mixing ‘Back In Black’ with ‘99 Problems’: LITERALLY QUITE GOOD.

:: Jay Z doing that bit with ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ and ‘Rehab’ and all that: EXCITING.

:: Jay Z ending every song with an a capella verse: GOT A BIT WEIRD.

:: Jay Z doing a little rap about the outgoing president of the USA before shouting “Fuck Bush!” in front of a field full of middle class students: A SAFE BET.

:: Jay Z playing a clip of Noel Gallagher saying he wasn’t right for Glastonbury before loping his way through a insultingly half-arsed version of ‘Wonderwall’: AMAZING.

:: Jay Z doing ‘Girls Girls Girls’: BORING.

:: Jay Z not doing ‘Crazy In Love’ with Bouncy: DISAPPOINTING.

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