PaRappa we ain't...

Here is our tribute to the rapping featured on 'Mango Pickle Down River', the amazing lowlight of MIA's upcoming album, 'Kala'.

My name is Bobby,
I’ve got a hobby,
I hang around in lobbies and
my favourite nuts are Nobby’s.

I also like chips,
but they stick to my hips,
so good on the lips,
I even rub them on my nips!

I go to the shops
to buy food and things,
I get the bus and don’t make a fuss.

When I get home I usually put a DVD on.

Not even a didgerifuckingdoo could spoil them rhymes!

Amazing Superstar Schools The Planet

It’s Tuesday afternoon, so it must be time for a picture like this:



We’re sure you’ll join us in a hearty cry of FUCKING HELL.

That’s M.I.A., looking every bit the amazing global superstar she is.

>> Bright blue wig!
>> Military helmet!!
>> Silver sleeves!!!
>> Daring purple mini/blue tights ‘combo’!!!!

It’s such a brilliant picture, it actually makes us ashamed not to be a popstar.

>> Look at the glasses!!!!!

That is exactly what famous people should look, dress and act like. Mediocrity should be banned from today onwards. It's no coincidence that had All Saints dressed like that instead of all that khaki ‘business’, they would still be popular today.

Let’s also have a look at M.I.A.’s new album sleeve, while we’re at it:




YES.

The album (‘Kala’) has leaked and, to put it mildly, IS FUCKING AMAZING.

We’ll be reviewing it in full soon enough, but for the time being here is what you can expect to hear when it hits the shops later in August.

>> Unbelievable four-song opening salvo
>> Slow middle bit
>> Pixies references
>> Crazy new version of XR2
>> All-round ‘Album Of The Year’ contendership

Hurrah!

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